We are going to make this list as BIG AS POSSIBLE! Tag three people in your journal to add to this list and add your name by the ones you come up with! I tag:


Keeping A Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Follow someone intently around a store and imitate their every move. If they see you wave manically at them! (by tesseri-shira)

21. Keep your friends close and your enemies in a jar. (by warriorcatroseeyes)

22. When you go to the airport. Look at whoever you came with in shock and yell "WHAT?! You have a bomb in you suitcase?!?!" (by Ink-Paw)

23. In the middle of an anger management meeting, start singing "If Your Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands!" (by Evil-Pikachu)

24. Decorate the inside of an elevator to look like a dorm room when the door opens and trick people when they want to get on. (by Evil-Pikachu)

25. Get a lottery ticket, or any piece of paper really, and go to a public place. Begin screaming at the top of your lungs "I WON THE LOTTERY!!" 10 bonus points if some one steals it from you and see's the truth. (by Evil-Pikachu)

26. When some one you don't know sits next to you, strike up a conversation about your opinion on why 6 is afraid of 7, giving a long and detailed story on the subject. (by Evil-Pikachu)

27. <- Ban this number from use. (by Evil-Pikachu)

28. Have a close friend drive you to a public place in the back of a van. when they get out to do what ever, escape out the back doors wearing a straight jacket and run off. Make a scene. (by Evil-Pikachu)

29. Bring a mobile boom box to the corner of the nearest street, play the song "Numa Numa" very loudly, and begin break dancing. (by Evil-Pikachu)

30. Stare at People. (by Evil-Pikachu)

31. When the ask what you are doing reply, "I am downloading enough proper data to send back to the mother ship." Keep a straight face. (by Evil-Pikachu)

32. <- Now ban this number. (by Evil-Pikachu)

33. Pretend your life is like an action packed anime. (by Evil-Pikachu)

34. Dress up as Santa, go to a walmart, and begin asking for money for the needy. 10 bonus points if done in July. (by Evil-Pikachu)

35. Pray at the fountain at your mall/park/ any way where they is a fountain, make a scene. (by Evil-Pikachu)

36. At a karaoke bar, go up on stage and start a famous speech from begining to end. (by Evil-Pikachu)

37. Pretend to play bingo in a food court. (by Evil-Pikachu)

38. Go to a Home-Depo, go to the toilet section, pretend to be using the toilets there with a newspaper. When people walk by, ask for toilet paper. (by Evil-Pikachu)

39. Make up a tune for this list and sing it. (by Evil-Pikachu)

40. <- Ban this number. (by Evil-Pikachu)